Showing posts with label taurus. Show all posts
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Monday, March 30, 2009

HORRORscope of the WEEK

Filipinos are very fond of horoscope as a guide to their everyday life. As a result, I will post horoscope every week with a twist. I shall call it HORRORSCOPE.



This HORRORscope covers the period 28 March to 03 April 2009. (All quotes are originals of the author. They cannot be used without written permission. Some clips are from www. saiyanisland.com)


1) Aries (21 March - 20 April)
You will meet somebody this week who will be your soulmate. Be sure you are a ghost




2) TAURUS (21 April - 21 May)
Beauty is free if you have more. If you have less, you pay more





3) Gemini (22 May - 21 June)
Don't believe everything your friends tell you. Believe them when they become your enemies




4) Cancer (22 June - 23 July)
An overseas travel is in sight. Be sure to be at the airport on time. Your friends will be upset if you don't bid them 'Goodbye!"




5) Leo (24 July - 23 August)
You will get an upscale this week. Your office shall be transferred to the top floor.





6) Virgo (24 August - 23 September)
Your will have a HOT night with your partner. Be sure to pay the electric bill on time.




7) Libra (24 September - 23 October)
Don't judge others because everything does not weigh the same. Sample your balls.







8) Scorpio (24 October - 22 November
The grass is greener at the other side of the fence especially if you are the fence.


9) Sagittarius (23 November - 21 December)
You will meet your special someone within this week. Don't be surprised if she is your wife.




10) Capricorn (22 December - 20 January)
Your lotto number is lucky. It won first prize in Timbuktu.







11) Aquarius (21 January - 19 February)
Don't be sad. It is better to love and lost than to be lost and found.




12) Pisces (20 February - 20 March)

You will be surprised by the visit of your in-laws especially when you are a nun.

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