4 JOKES for the DAY

MANA SA AMA
NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin? (You are stupid, son! You don't even know how to count from 1 to 1o!)
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, "Tama na inday,hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko." (Father is more stupid , Mother. One time I heard him said to our maid, " Stop it Inday... I can only have 3!)
















TEXT KAY DADDY NA NASA ABROAD

"Luv, tnx sa padala mo, hapi c nene kasi tobleron ang baon sa skul. Yong nike suot na ni jr. next tym wag ka na padala NIVEA MILK. di nila type pait daw.ako tuloy ang umubos.

TEXT MESSAGE to HUSBAND who is working OVERSEAS

"Love, thank you for the things you sent us. Nene is very happy because she will have TOBLERON for her school break. Jr. is already wearing his Nike shoes. Next time, don't send anymore NIVEA MILK. Your children don't like the taste. It's so bitter that's why I consumed it all!"
MULTIPLE CHOICE

MISTER: ano ang pagkain natin?
MISIS: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
MISTER: isang pirasong tuyo? ano pagpipilian ko?
MISIS: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!



English Translation
Husband: What is our lunch?

Wife: It's on the table. Just choose what you like.

Husband: One piece of dried fish? What are the choices?

Wife: Choose whether you will eat or not!


IDD call from US: (EXPANDING)

HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan? (Hon, how's is our grocery store?)
WIFE: dept store na! (It's already a department store!)
HUSBAND: ang tuba-an? (The liquor store?)
WIFE: KTV bar na! (It's already a KTV bar!)
HUSBAND: ang mga tri-sikad? (The tricycle?)
WIFE: taxi na! (It's already a taxi!)


HUSBAND: ang dalawa kong anak? (My 2 children?)

WIFE: LIMA na! (They are already 5!)

BUTI NA LANG! (Thanks God!)

Nagkataong brownout sa lugar nina Juan nang sunduin niya sa kanto ang kanyang kaibigang si Pedro. Habang daan patungo sa bahay nina Juan...
Pedro: "Hindi ba magulo rito sa inyo, 'pare?"
Juan: "Mababait ang mga tagarito. 'tsong! Kahit mahihirap, okay ang pakikisama nila."
BLAG!
Pedro: "Ano 'yon?"
Juan: "Isang supot yata ang nahulog sa bintana!"

Sa dilim, inaninag nila ang pinanggalingan ng tunog.
Pedro: "Wow ,'pare supot ng KFC. Baka manok ang laman!"
Juan: Sabi ko na sa iyo, mababait ang mga tagarito!
Dinampot ni Pedro ang supot ng KFC. Kinapa ang laman nito.
Pedro: Pare, malagkit at mainit-init pa!
Juan: Baka mashed potato at gravy. Pare, sarap 'yan!
Dahan-dahang inilabas ni Pedro ang kamay na nadikitan ng "mashed potato".
Inamoy ang kamay. Halos maduwal...
Pedro: P....... I ...! Tae, 'pare!
Juan: Buti na lang, di natin natapakan!

English translation: (Mini Version)
It's brownout. Juan and his friend Pedro is walking on a dark alley when they heard a sound on the pavement.
Pedro: What's that?
Juan: I think it's a paper bag that fell from a window.
In the dark, they looked where the sound came from.
Pedro: Friend, it's a KFC bag! Maybe thereis fried chicken inside!
Juan: I told you, my neighbors are very kind.
Pedro picked up the bag and put his right hand inside.
Pedro: It's sticky and still warm!
Juan: Maybe it's mashed potato and gravy! That's very delicious!
Pedro slowly drew back his sticky hand with mashed potato. He smelled his hand.
Pedro: "M..F..! It's a "SHIT!"
Juan: " Thanks God. We did not step on it!"

Basketball Trophy

In March 2008, I sponsored a basketball team in our barangay in Quezon. They won second place and here is the trophy.

Ang sarap din naman ng pakiramdam kapag nakatutulong ka na ay may konsolasyon pa.

JOSE BLANCO - PAUL AT EIGHT FINISHED CROSS STITCH

This is a late post. My cross stitch was actually finished on 05 May 2008. Here is the result. I did it for 3 months. The price tag? PRICELESS!!

COMING HOME with SADNESS

On the first of June 2008, I need to return to my first home -the Philippines - not with great joy but with sadness. The other day, 31 May 2008 , my father expired. He had a stroke. He was DOA at the nearby hospital. We were in shock and in grief but we were relieved that he did not suffer much. Always, he told us that if the time comes, he really did not want to recover if it will bring much sufferings to the family. Nakita kasi niya yong iba naming kapitbahay na nagkaroon ng major stroke at nabuhay na parang gulay kung hindi man paralisado o hindi naging maganda ang kinahinatnan.

We are sad not much on my father's passing because we know that he is at peace with his Creator but more so on the thought that my mother will be without a partner. Four of his 6 remaining children are overseas. The only consolacion is that my mother is a strong lady.

It is sad but this is a reality that we all endure.

On behalf on my family, I would like to thank those who offer prayers, sympathy and condole with us on this painful situation.