GF YIN, BF YANG - The Tale of a DDS and a Dilawan Lovers

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GF YIN,  BF YANG

(The Tale of a DDS and a Dilawan Lovers)

By Dex Amoroso 04/15/2021

(Image from https://politixxx.today)

Around the year 2017, Jojo started seeing a girl.

They started dating.

Liza was almost 10 years younger than Jojo.

She was the most beautiful woman Jojo has ever seen. And the sexiest.

Yes, beauty is a subjective commodity.

For Jojo she was more beautiful than Alice Dixon, sexier than Jennylyn Mercado.

The physical aspect of their relationship was the best ever, but when one really fall in love with that one special woman, you realize that holding her hand is just as wonderful and magical as sex.

Like all great women, she had a wisdom about her, a wisdom and an insight no man could possibly have. 

They would go out to eat, go to the movies, play badminton (Liza stroke like Jwala Gutta, Jojo stroke like Pannawit Thongnuam). 

Jojo even took her to the school's alumni homecoming and introduced her to his classmates and friends. 

Jojo was never so proud, showing off his incredible girlfriend to his friends. 

They hiked Taal Volcano together on one of his birthday. 

For Jojo, Liza was the sun, moon and the stars all rolled up into one. 

He has never, before or since, been so in love with a woman. 

Liza wanted him to meet her parents. 

They came this close to getting married. 

This close. 

Liza was the great love of his life.

But there was one caveat, one flaw that killed off their relationship. 

Liza was a hardcore DDS. 

She deeply believed that Tatay D is the best in the world, he fights for Philippines’ interest and he is the bravest leader!

And she wouldn’t be quiet about it. 

Jojo loved Liza, so he would let her chatter on and on and on, never disagreeing or saying a word. 

Then, one day, she came to pick him up. 

"No one except Tatay D could’ve procured vaccines for the Philippines.", Liza proudly claimed.  

For Jojo that was the first fallacy of her girlfriend's statements.

“Tanga, your assumption is insufferable because dumb, corrupt and incompetent as your Tatay D is, you assumed, babe, that every Filipino citizen including me (Jojo) is dumber, more corrupt and incompetent than your Tatay D is. That is called an argument of unwarranted assumption", Jojo said. 

"Secondly, simply saying that he is the best there is — sans proof — is called an assertion.  Although if you care enough to remove your blinders, you may see that proofs abound — that your Tatay D is anything but the best. Tanga.   I know, I know.  That’s ostensibly an ad hominem.  But my breakdown of your arguments above practically makes my labeling of you an act of honest description and less a personal attack. So. Yes, tanga ka, babe." Jojo added while obviously annoyed but still trying to soften his beloved.

Liza told him she couldn't see him any more. 

He just couldn't take all the endless talk about Tatay D. 

She looked baffled when Jojo said she is tanga. 

She drove off. 

And Jojo never did see Liza again. 

Jojo thinks that his handling of the situation was wrong.

He will never know.

Dilawans are not fated to live side-by-side with the DDS. They are destined to be the Yin to their Yang.

This is what politics can do to two people who deeply loved each other. 

Sometimes Jojo wish politics had never been invented.

THE END