Showing posts with label See-thru. Show all posts
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Monday, August 4, 2008

BUHAY PAMILYA




Anak: Ma, hingi sana ako ng P50.


Son: Ma, can I have $50?


Nanay: P40? Ang laki naman ng P30! Anong gagawin mo sa P20? Akala mo madaling kumita ng P10? O, eto P5.


Mother: $40? $30 is too big! What you will do with $20? You think it is easy to earn $10? Ok, here's $5.


--o0o --


1st night lola (grandma) wore see thru dress, lolo (grandpa)didn't react...


2nd night lola (grandma) wore t-back, lolo (grandpa) still deadma...


3rd night lola (Grandma) all naked, lolo (grandpa) said "anu yan suot mo, gusot-gusot!!" (what's that you are wearing? It's wrinkled!)


--o0o--


Juan: bday ng asawa ko. (John: It's my wife's birthday.)


Pedro: ano regalo mo? (Peter: What's your gift?)


Juan: tinanong ko kung ano gusto niya. (John: I asked her what she wants)


P: ano naman sinabi? (Peter: What she said?)


J: Kahit ano basta may DIAMOND. (John: Anything but with DIAMOND.)


P: ano binigay mo? (Peter: What did you give her?)


J: Baraha. (John: A deck of card.)


--o0o--


Wife: Lab, may taning na ang buhay ko. Huling gabi ko na to, let's make love.


Wife: Love, my life is ending. It's my last night, let's make love.


Husband: Heh! tumigil ka nga. Maaga pa akong gigising bukas, buti ikaw hindi na!


Husband: Shh! Stop it. I have to wake up early. Lucky you, you won't!


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