ONE on ONE

DOCTOR & PATIENT

ADIK: Doc, grabe yung panaginip ko gabi-gabi, kasi lagi daw ako naunuod ng
basketball. ( Doc, I have a bad dream every night, as if I am always watching basketball.)
DOCTOR: sige halika may gamot ako para dyan. (Okay, come here. I have medicine for that.)
ADIK: Wag muna dok, championship game na mamaya eh! ( Not now, doc. It's championship tonight!)

MA'AM & MAID

AMO: Kelan lang tayo bumili ng toothpick, bakit naubos agad? ( We just bought toothpicks why they are gone now?)
MAID: Ewan ko po mam, kapag ako po ang gumamit sinosoli ko naman ah! (I don't know Ma'am because whenever I use it, I always return it!)

TEACHER & PUPIL

TITSER: Ano ang PAST TENSE sa LABA?
BOY#1: Naglaba mam!TITSER: Tama! Ano ang PRESENT TENSE?
BOY#2: Naglalaba!TITSER: Tama! Ano naman ang FUTURE TENSE?
BOY#3: MAGSASAMPAY mam!

LITERAL TRANSLATION

AMERICAN ENGLISH: Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!
IN TAGALOG:Kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdamnyo bahay nyo to!